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THE INTERVIEW

Rummaging through my stuff I found a draft I wrote 6 years ago, enjoy. Honestly, corporate interviews suck, and are senseless! I mean what makes sense in a bunch of smug, pompous suits bombarding a guy with questions that supposedly enable them to gain insight into a person’s persona and ability when really, the interviewee can’t be honest or be him or herself in the first place? I mean you have toiled your ass off in order to get here and hope you’re selected among the other numerous zombies applying for the same job….why do you have to lie? The fortunate ones; dream chasers, trust fund holders, inheritance bound kids, and nepotistic minions don’t have to go through this, It’s anything but a fair process, unfortunately we would say or do anything just to get hired. I recently went for an interview and will now parody that occasion, replacing what I said with what I wanted to. Check it out… Disclaimer: If you’re broke, don’t try this at an interview or in fact anywhere

I'M JUST PILLOW TALKING WITH A....

Lil Dicky's video for Pillow Talking is probably the funniest and most original video I've seen since Eminem's Stan. in this 11 minute long mini music film, Lil Dicky uses his brilliant comedic brain ( the real one) to paint the usually awkward situation of having to indulge in small talk when your very recent acquaintance  decides to spend the night after a romp in the sheets, however it quickly turns out that the only thing they agree on was the sex they just had, ranging from the existence of God, the Dinosaurs and Pangaea! (This Bitch don't know about Pangaea!!!) to how we kill our food. Its simply hilarious and I've watched this too many times to count, I ABSOLUTELY appreciated this, and hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Once again Dave Burd shows us that comedic rap is a genre to be embraced and its not too late to get on the fan bandwagon. 24k brilliant!